| mom: | what do you even DO on the internet? |
| me: | i have no idea |
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Carly Rae Jepson - Call me maybe
what
(Source: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass, via -darlinglisten)
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
(via -darlinglisten)
come be with me instead: the common sense guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse: →
So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple…
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Boyfriend (Justin Bieber Cover) - Marina & The Diamonds
(Source: marinaxelectra, via snixjuice)
| mom: | why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on |
| me: | i am juliet |
| me: | and he is my romeo |
| mom: | |
| me: | no, i'm just kidding please call the cops |
